Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 06, 2008
January 05, 2008
January 07, 2008
Transcript:
Book of Facts 2008 Edition "Hm! Here's something I didn't know! A group of regular fish is a school, but a group of jellyfish is a smack!" "...And how about this: Some of the new words added to the latest edition of Webster's dictionary are slurb, unibrow, phishing and ponzu!" "Did you realize that the Caspian Sea is actually a lake, and is more than four times bigger than any other lake in the world?" "Here's a fun factoid! The rainiest spot in the U.S. is atop Mount Waialeale in Hawaii, with an annual average rainfall of 460 inches!" "Want to hear some distance records for throwing stuff? A baseball: 445 feet, ten inches! A paper airplane: 193 feet! And a Frisbee: 399 feet, indoors!" "What about book throwing?" "Book throwing?" NAB! FWING!
Nate, I am so mad! How dare you! One time a tall boy stuck my book in a tree when I was in fifth grade, and I couldn’t reach it. I made a fool of myself trying to get it, and a ton of 6th graders laughed at me. Nate you are a crazy jerk. Gina is better than you. Dod you see Francis’s face? You evil, atrocious person!