Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 2008
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Psst! Teddy! Come here! Look! Issue #1 of "Volcano Boy" and it's only a DOLLAR! Os that good? Good? "Volcano Boy #1" in this condition is worth at least FIFTY bucks! Find something you like, young man? GAH! Wha...? Me? YES!...I...I want to...*koff* I...could I buy this...uh...this c-comic book? Just...uh...let me get a dol-...*ahem*...a dollar! It's a dollor. R-right? Ha! Ha! Say, you know what, son? I've changed my mind! Not for sale! Just a suggestion: never play poker! Dang.
I was born this day no wonder i’m broke