Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 02, 2008

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Nate says, "Dad, straight up. Why can't I have a dog for Christmas?" Dad says, "Straight up. Because it's not practical." Dad says, "For example: Who's going to walk this alleged dog while you're at school and I'm at work?" Nate says, "Dad, it's not an alleged dog. It's a hypothetical dog." Nate says, "An alleged dog is a shih tzu." Dad thinks, "I hate these talks."