Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 08, 2009
Transcript:
Nate says, "Hey, my report cars was mailed on the 6th that's my lucky number! Maybe that's a good omen!" Francis says, "Actually' Good omen' is an oxymoron." Francis says, "Omens, by definition, mean bad news. So if something's an 'Omen,' it really can't be 'Good.'" Nate says, "Wow, thanks. Francis! How fascinating!!" Nate says, "Ow!" NAte says, "Paper cut." Francis says, "That's an omen!"
Well now we know what to expect when we get our report card