Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 2009
Transcript:
Nate says, "Hi, Ma'am! Need your driveway shoveled for only ten dollars?" Nate says, "Are you sure? This stuff is slick! You might fall and break your hip!" Nate says, "And if nobody hears your cries for help, you'll probably end up freezing to death!" Nate says, "It's sad when someone doesn't think her life is worth ten lousy bucks."
What a scam