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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 03, 2011
April 02, 2011
April 04, 2011
Transcript:
Nate says, "You, sir, are a…" Nate says, "…'simpleton.'" Marty says, "Sigh…" Marty says, "That's enough, boys." Nate says, "Hm? What's enough, dad?" Marty says, "I don't want you playing computer games all day." Nate says, "We're not!" Nate says, "We're using the online thesaurus!" Marty says, "Thesaurus?" Nate says, "We're building our vocabulary!" Marty says, "Well, okay then. As long as it's educational, that's fine." Teddy says, "Who knew there were so many words for 'butthead'?" DIMWIT, DINGBAT, DOLT, DOPE, DORK, DUMBBELL, DUNCE, FOOL, HALFWIT, IDIOT, IGNORAMUS, IMBECILE, LOSER, MORON, NUMBSKULL...
“You, sir, are a… simpleton”