Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 2012

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Oh, Jenny! Oh, Artur! Hel-LO! There go Jenny and Artur. Don't start. Don't start what? Don't start WHINING! "Poor me! Why, oh why does Jenny like ARTUR instead of ME?" I'm NOT going to start WHINING, Francis! I don't WHINE! And by the WAY, I happen to KNOW why Jenny prefers Artur to me! You do? Yeah! Because he's NICE! He's WAY nicer than I am! I mean, I'm not a JERK or anything...but sometimes I do jerky things. Like what? *FIVE SECONDS LATER...* Oh. See, Artur would NEVER do that!