Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 21, 2013
Transcript:
NATE: Come on, Chester! He's no batter! Let him hit it! It won't matter! There's another swing and a miss! He can't hit! It's obvious! Let's go Chester! Mow him down! This kid looks like such a clown! I think that I shall never see this doofus hit the ball to me! See that swing? This guy's a dork! He's so - CHAD: I've never seen anyone benched for poetry before! NATE: It's just as well. I didn't have a rhyme for "Dork."
So untrue. Nate has written many poems in the past about subjects other than cheez doodles. Check out some of his Labor Day poems from years past.