Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 02, 2014

Transcript:

Nate: "*sigh...*" "CHIP CHIPSON investigates LITTLE-KNOWN HOLIDAYS!" Chip: "Hello! I'm reporting LIVE from the outskirts of town, where a CROWD has gathered!" Chip: "Sir? What's going on?" Man: "Why, it's POUND HOG DAY, of course!" Chip: "Uh... Don't you mean GROUND HOG day? Man: "No, that's February 2nd, MARCH 2nd is POUND hog day." Chip: "What IS a pound hog?" Man: "A hideous, revolting creature!" Woman: "She's coming out!" "She's emerging from her cave!" "EGAD! She looks like... Like..." "A social studies teacher!" "And she's seen her OWN SHADOW!" Chip: "What does it MEAN?" Man: "SIX MORE WEEKS until Spring Break!" Mrs. Godfrey: "For homework, I'm passing out some worksheets." Nate: "I can't take it."