Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 10, 2014
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Nice job, Uncle Ted. Way to hit on Mrs. Flaherty. How was I to know she was married? She certain;y didn't act married when she shamelessly flirted with me! What? All she did was say hello! Yes, but behind that "innocent" hello was the unmistakable scent of raw, animal lust! You see, my boy, I have a certain effect on women. Yes, I've noticed.
I thought Jon Arbuckle (Garfield’s human) was the biggest loser out in Comicsland, but Uncle Ted wins the top prize!