Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 12, 2014
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School picture guy! What's goin' on? Sshh! Call me "Blackbeard," kid! My boss wants me to stay in character at all times! Like so! Avast, matey! Play eighteen holes at Pirate's Booty Mini Golf or I'll make you walk the plank! Waah! Arrrr... Nice sales pitch.
Please God, don’t let the sword be real…