Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 19, 2014

Why would you want a frog collection.While Peter is portrayed as the one making sense here, he does need to get outside.Peter doesn’t have a tan at all.But neither does Nate, can you imagine a tanned Nate?

Why would you and a FIRST-GRADER build a FORT, Nate?

I am recalling a particular Foghorn Leghorn cartoon while reading this.

Somehow I don’t see Peter climbing a tree.

Unrelated: I think Nate should get a girlfriend again. (Not Jenny, someone else)

If you hang out with Nate you may get your wish!

why use a fort to put the frogs in?

I believe the number of tree forts in this country has sharply declined because of the availability of adult-oriented material on the Internet. Everyone knows the only real reason to build a tree fort was to have a place to hide your Playboys.

Just suppose the Russkies DO land about a zillion infantry on Long Island tomorrow morning at 06:00……..you’ll be tearing through old boards and stuff to build that fort THEN, Peter!!

Are you sure Petey?

Peter really needs to broaden his skills. Good he has Nate. And as far as a girl for Nate, Dee Dee is the one.

big nate is amazing

What a shame. I wouldn’t even recommend Playboy(dot)(com), as it seems raunchier to me, somehow, than the hardcopy version. So what do Irish kids hide in their tree forts?

As you get older, you become unable to enjoy simple childish pleasures—enjoy your childhood while it lasts!

Because forts are cool

Nate should hit it up with Calvin. Maybe not Hobbes but…