Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 22, 2014
Transcript:
Isn't this great, Peter? Doesn't it give you a sense of accomplishment? Oh, shure. Earlier today, I was frittering away my time reading Mody Dick by Herman Melville! But now I'm shpending the afternoon making a wall of dead branchesh and calling it a fort! Yesh, what a shtaggering accomplishment! Peter, your attitude kind of blows.
Personally, I prefer Fudgie The Whale.