Grandma: Children, pay attention to the docent, please! over here!
Grandma: Hey! Come here! Vern! Help me corral these kids!
Grandma: Vern?
Vern: What kind of gift shop doesn't sell junior mints?
Grandma: VERN!
They shoulda rented police uniform s from the costume store. That would have exuded a sense of some authority. Dressed in their “reglar” clothes, they just look like two fumbly-bumbly, kinda-sorta lost in a big building fuddy-duds.
tahoeh2o almost 10 years ago
We have Senior mints…
NightHawk2005 almost 10 years ago
Gramps is just useless. Explains where Uncle Ted gets it.
MisterAusslish almost 10 years ago
This came out on my birthday!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Get back here Vern.
ChristmasBoneCatalog almost 10 years ago
Vern, you have a job!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They shoulda rented police uniform s from the costume store. That would have exuded a sense of some authority. Dressed in their “reglar” clothes, they just look like two fumbly-bumbly, kinda-sorta lost in a big building fuddy-duds.
komickat almost 10 years ago
Vern! Help Gram to settle those idiotic kids down! Store clerk: We don’t sell junior mints to people who are 20+
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Herding humans is a close second in frustration to herding cats!
NatelikesBigNate almost 9 years ago
He sounds like Nate
Riflehawk1012 almost 9 years ago
Why Don’t you get Senior Mints?
STUFF ENJOYER 8 months ago
What about senior mints.