Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Lady: Can I help you? Nate: Yeah, i'm here to see Sir Rocks-A-Lot! Lady: Sir Rocks-A-Lot is on the air right now. Nate: I know! That's why i want to see him! Nate: I've written a song that's going to send his ratings into the ozone! Lady: Patrick, There's a kid out here to talk to you about the ozone layer. Sir Rocks-A-Lot: Get rid of him. Nate: What? NO!
It would be a miracle if he got a chance to sing.