Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 10, 2015

geez. that could have gone on for a long time.

HAHA imagine one year later. They’re dating and in love

@justtimeMaybe not a couple but slight friends ? You know, a relationship like the one between Tom & Jerry would be interesting

Powned …….. By Gina

OUCH!!!!!

It’s purely myth that a boy who treats a girl badly must secretly like her. It’s a dangerous myth too that leads grown-ups to teach little girls that they should tolerate abuse.

How about “stink” Calvin….just gotta be fast on your feet!

He needs that ‘dinosaur-book’, a Thesaurus.

And while I’m at it, what’s an other name for a thesaurus………

Sorry Nate.

Anyone seen the Harry Potter ‘slyther-in’ meme?

She can tutor him on increasing his “verbage”: hey, it worked for the keep-him-out-of-summer-school thing…

mac04416Synonym finder?

Reminds me of a passage in “The Sot-Weed Factor” by John Barth in which two ladies of questionable repute take three pages to call each other every synonym for prostitute they can think of. Got an A in my graduate linguistics paper for analyzing that list….

BOOM Rosted

FinnyGirlYou cheated, you looked it up. :-)

I’d rather skulk than squirm!

I’d rather CREEP than… oh no… I, I can’t resist… no, no, noooo…. CREEPER, AW MAN!!!!!!!! … I’m so sorry… not…

I’d rather skulk than LURK

You’d rather tiptoe than skulk

Gotta know more verbs, Nate.