Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 27, 2015
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Here's Patriots QB Tom Brady taking the snap!... ...and here's receiver Antonio Brown lining up... Hold it. Antonio Brown isn't on the Patriots. So? Pretend he got TRADED into the Patriots. Traded for WHO? How should I know? For whoever! Francis, the Steelers wouldn't trade Antonio Brown to the Patriots for "WHOEVER"! Okay, okay! Forget the trade! Pretend he signed as a free agent! He won't be a free agent 'til 2018! So let's say he decided to be a free agent NOW! YOU CAN'T JUST BECOME A FREE AGENT WHENEVER YOU WANT TO!! WHY DOES IT MATTER? YOU'RE NOT BEING REALISTIC! Here's Rodger Goodell about to suspend everybody...
Like the Charlie Brown/Lucy football knockoff next to the title panel!