Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 26, 2016
July 25, 2016
July 27, 2016
Transcript:
Artur: This will being fun, Nate! All the three of us can mini golfing together! Nate: Not so fast, Artur! Nate: It never works when a single person hangs out with a couple! You guys are on a date! Nate: You're going to be all over each other with the baby talk and the pet names and all that jazz! Artur: What? No! We would never do that! Artur: ...Would we cuddle cub? Jenny: Never, Snookums! Nate: Uh-huh.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Nate can feel his blood sugar rising.
timmytohns over 8 years ago
Congratulations on your excellent timing to post a quick comment for bronze.I suppose I should give you a cookie for your hard work.
timmytohns over 8 years ago
They must be very self-absorbed.
Pretzelsmash over 8 years ago
HaHa Nate! How does it feel like to be a third wheel?
Dogs Are Better Than Cats over 8 years ago
Who actually says ‘all that jazz’ these days?
Crispie over 8 years ago
But I though Nate got over Jenny!
Liam.Brown over 8 years ago
Don’t comment on a strip just to say that you are third. 1 minute of my life wasted replying to this
Liam.Brown over 8 years ago
I’m kinda glad Teddy or Francis aren’t here to mock Nate about what’s going on with Jenny and Artur. Interesting side of the story I haven’t seen much of
ericbutts74 over 8 years ago
Nate feels like the 5th wheel on a Continental.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Jenny doesn’t seem to object for once
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I haven’t read the strip very long. Is Artur from another country? The wording is strange.
bignatefantic over 8 years ago
I can count the ways Nate can’t win Jenny’s heart. 1: Nate eats cheez doodles a lot and Jenny wouldn’t want a boyfriend like that. 2: she knows Nate disrespects Mrs Godfrey, while Jenny likes Mrs. Godfrey. 3: Nate always gets bad grades while Jenny gets good grades. And 4: Nate doesn’t know Jenny that well. (See Big Nate Sunday strip February 17, 2008)
TheCuttingEdge202 over 8 years ago
The one time Nate is actually right about something relating to Jenny and Artur
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s too late!
Deedeeholloway2 over 8 years ago
Jenny and Artur should be lawyers one day. Those are the exact same type of lies they always tell. This also reminds me of Nate and Randy on the soccer field in March 2015. Anybody remember it? ("I am not going to remind you that history has proven fighting is not a good way to settle arguements! Nate said this to randy)
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is a good one — Nate as third wheel.
coolstarm over 8 years ago
Is Nate even good at mini golf?
Kr38or over 8 years ago
Disgusting.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
ladybug2013More stable at the cost of speed and maneuverability?
DIMMinistry almost 8 years ago
i think they did that just to mock nate
Catinabasket about 7 years ago
I know what we can call Artur’s way of talking:arturese! Lolololol
ND Cool Z over 4 years ago
Even though Nate stopped having his crush with Jenny a few months prior, his jealousy remains. I think at this point, he’s still not over his breakup with Trudy, and he also doesn’t wanna be the 3rd wheel…
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Puke. I find it incredibly annoying when people do that.
STUFF ENJOYER 5 months ago
And they proceed to do it 2 seconds later.