Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 03, 2016
Transcript:
Nate: Aw. There's a seagull over there with only one leg. That's sad. Nate: See how he can't keep up with the other gulls when they run along the sand? Poor guy. He's really struggling. Nate: But I'd trade places with him. I'd do it in a second. Francis: *Cue over-the-top anti-school rant* Nate: ...Because he doesn't have social studies with Mrs. Godfrey!!
Who said the seagull was a he? Did Nate look at its… uh… special place?