Transcript:
Coach John: Hey! Peterson! Loft a few kicks over here!
Coach John: Okay, Kid, on your toes! When the ball gets closer, time your jump so that you can--
*Doof!*
Coach John: You will retrieve my hair, and we will not speak of this again.
Nate: Got it.
What is in that ball? Must be concrete to knock him down. I’ve seen kids at soccer games who remained standing.