Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 30, 2016

Transcript:

Dee Dee: I must say, Nate, I'm pleasantly surprised! Nate: About what? Dee Dee: Francis and Teddy told me that you're so hyper-competitive, you'd resort to cheating to win! Dee Dee: But I haven't seen you do anyth- Nate: Hey, what's that on the floor? Nate: Why, I must have dropped several five-hundred dollar bills! Francis: At least he lasted 'til 10:30.