Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 2017

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Miranda’s brother should’ve done the same to her Wonder Woman action figure, but then again knowing Miranda’s brutal behavior, she’d also tear her brother’s head off (or at least attempt to) if he did that.

Damn, Miranda has a warped, brutal mind. She looks like she’s in preschool and she likes to DECAPITATE other children’s toys. Oh, I shudder at what might happen in the future. Then again, nobody grows up in the Big Nate universe.

When Miranda grows up, she could probably be either a wrestler, a boxer, an assassin for hire, or some other job that involves violence, considering her morbid fascination with it. (However, brute strength is not all that is required for such jobs. Intellect for formulating tactics is also required.)

Why don’t you rip the heads off your own action figures?

Nate, you can’t talk! You scribble over the models in Ellen’s magazines and subscriptions aren’t cheap. Also Nate has sort of same obsession with violence if you’ve read back at the beginning he made Action Cat comics which were nothing but this cat getting run over and mauled. Not to mention dr. Cesspool doing things like removing his own tonsils…

I wonder if that was on the box. “…rip his head off and he cries.”?

When I was really little, my brother ripped the arms and legs off all of my Barbies dolls.

I didn’t know that Miranda had a little brother!

Who still has g.i. Joes

Read “War and Peace” if you want a story arc.

I would like to see a time travel arc, but I know that will never happen

I have never heard or seen a G.I. Joe. Could someone please explain what it is? Also, i wonder what her parents thought?

Now we know who would win in a battle between Wonder Woman and G.I. Joe..

There are so many G.I Joe figures. Is G.I Joe a real THING

so nate is friends with 2 1st graders.

Miranda’s pretty funny, but sometimes I find her really insufferable and annoying. Anyone else feel that way?