Knock knock. Who’s there? A dumb story. A dumb story who? A dUmB StOry iS AbOut T0 BeGin, BrACe youRSELveS!! yeah, seriously, brace yourselves, i’ll make a good story after this :P
DUMB ULTRA NATE GOES TO MARS: PART 1
Once upon a time, there is Nate, who is actualy UltRA NATE! But his secreat identity hasn’t been figured out yet. I don’t know why, because HIS SUPERHERO NAME LITERALY HAS NATE IN IT EIAJGOJDKSGASGRESG anyway they r at a cooking show where nate dad marty is particpating at, and if he win, he get $93015809318!!
Judges: MARTY COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW
Marty: OH KK
Martty runs onto da stage, nate is sitting in da audience. there are three judges also
Judges: What will u bee cooking 4 us 2day?
Marty: Mac and chEEse!!!
Judges: ok START
Nate: oh i hoPE maRty WinS aND lOseS
Marty starts makeing Mac and chEEse!!! HOweveR, oN thE 28974091729841841st millisecond, tHE enTIRE kiTcHEN stARTs BurNiNG Cause MArtY is TrASH at HimSELF AND C00kiNG
Judges: AHHHHHHH NO OUR EXPENSIVE KITCHEN IS LA EXPENSIVELY BURNING
Nate: oH NO! tHIS IS A REALLY BIG PROBLEM! tHIS CALLS FOR uLTra NAtE!
Nate flies 2 to the toilets and beecomes ultra nate. he then runs to the fire extinguuishor place and steals a fire extinguuishor and puts it out. He is a Hero!
Judges: hiP hIP hOORAY 10 / 10 4 uLtra Nate!
Marty: wait wut about me?
Judges: Oh, uh, U GET KiCKED StINKYHeaD
The Judges KICK MARTY out of the building like He’s a Loser. Wait, he is! HAHAHAHAH
1 minute ago on Big NatePart 8 IIMBG chapter two: if my sister met big nate
this is the part where I come in Again
Nate: oh my GaWd what now??
Mr Wright: for your lunch tomorrow is going to be two chocolate chip cookies, your favorite junk food , a coke can, three packs of twinkes and that’s it! Just for you !
Nate: thanks? I guess.
Mr Wright: ONLY if you say the truth
Nate: fine.. she’s not my girl friend BUT I think of her very much because I only miss her as FRIENDS
Mr Wright: all I wanted to hear! Congratulations your reward is your lunch as in everyday Also her sister won’t be coming with you today
Nate: why?
Mr Wright: she’s going to visit your sisters school for a day but a friend of your will come with you.
ding dong!
Mr Wright: well? Go get it of course-
Nate: gee fine
nate opens the door
Me: Hey again!
Nate: wait how?
Me: cállate la boca and let’s go now!
Nate: where ? It like NiGht out here
Me: do I like I care? It’s brother-sister-ish moment time!
Nate: “*brother-sister-ish moment time*?” Could you just like do brother-Sister -in-law Moment time or something?
Me: nope and I don’t care!
Nate: plus about the night why . The . Heck . Are . You . Wearing . ShoRts . At this time!?
Me: dude stop acting like my step dad your like ordering me to wear something else in another way or something like “tell me to wear something else without telling me to wear something else”
Nate: zero sense how can you-
grabs arm and drags
Nate: what the HECK MAN?!
Me: Hey learn that I’m not a boy but I’ll take as bro
As Nate was talking about him having a habit, he goes on and tell Francis and Teddy that it was his Cheez Doodle addiction. There was a bag of Cheez Doodles in Nate’s backpack and then the Cheez Doodle unzipped his backpack and stopped Nate.
Cheez Doodle: You wot m8?
Nate: Wha- how are you flying? How are you alive? How did you get out of my backpack? I have so many questions. 0-o
Cheez Doodle: You see,when I was in your messy locker, I found out that it was magical. There was some weird green smoke coming out of it. When it got onto me, I found out that I had a mind, an invisible mouth and eyes. It also gave me magical powers to fly. I heard that you want to stop eating Cheez Doodles and that makes me sad. I thought you loved Cheez Doodles. But you’re a traitor to our kind.. and now YOU WILL PAY!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Nate grabs the Cheez Doodle, pops it, dumps all the Cheez Doodles on the floor, stomps on it, and throws out the bag of Cheez Doodles.
Clarence over 3 years ago
When will it be Prank Day
MCgrunt (the dancing one) over 3 years ago
tell me the best thing in Big Nate 2016 besides a clean comment section
NateAndMegaChad over 3 years ago
Don’t know what’s this arc gonna. Stop you stupid smug, Nate. Strip for today:https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/03/07.Have a great day readers!
N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. over 3 years ago
Smug nate is back
fasteddie11710 over 3 years ago
I can name about 20 flaws that Nate has
Gpro266 over 3 years ago
I got my year 6 camp next week
Muntherdoesstuff over 3 years ago
tbh if someone said to me what is nate’s flaws i would be like ‘sorry i dont have a month to spare’
Johnny Appleseed over 3 years ago
No Nate, there’s just too many to pick from XD
ND Cool Z over 3 years ago
Nate’s Cheez Doodle addiction? (from Yesterday)
ApacheBeamix over 3 years ago
Another one of these arcs. Tell me at least it’s something new or original.
NiceFacing over 3 years ago
Is it another “ego” arc?
Alfyn Greengrass over 3 years ago
I’m thinking it’s his messy locker.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
And now for the question of the day… what is Nate’s really bad habit? Choose one!
ComicFan4Life over 3 years ago
I wonder what he’s talking about though
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
Knock knock. Who’s there? A dumb story. A dumb story who? A dUmB StOry iS AbOut T0 BeGin, BrACe youRSELveS!! yeah, seriously, brace yourselves, i’ll make a good story after this :P
DUMB ULTRA NATE GOES TO MARS: PART 1
Once upon a time, there is Nate, who is actualy UltRA NATE! But his secreat identity hasn’t been figured out yet. I don’t know why, because HIS SUPERHERO NAME LITERALY HAS NATE IN IT EIAJGOJDKSGASGRESG anyway they r at a cooking show where nate dad marty is particpating at, and if he win, he get $93015809318!!
Judges: MARTY COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW
Marty: OH KK
Martty runs onto da stage, nate is sitting in da audience. there are three judges also
Judges: What will u bee cooking 4 us 2day?
Marty: Mac and chEEse!!!
Judges: ok START
Nate: oh i hoPE maRty WinS aND lOseS
Marty starts makeing Mac and chEEse!!! HOweveR, oN thE 28974091729841841st millisecond, tHE enTIRE kiTcHEN stARTs BurNiNG Cause MArtY is TrASH at HimSELF AND C00kiNG
Judges: AHHHHHHH NO OUR EXPENSIVE KITCHEN IS LA EXPENSIVELY BURNING
Nate: oH NO! tHIS IS A REALLY BIG PROBLEM! tHIS CALLS FOR uLTra NAtE!
Nate flies 2 to the toilets and beecomes ultra nate. he then runs to the fire extinguuishor place and steals a fire extinguuishor and puts it out. He is a Hero!
Judges: hiP hIP hOORAY 10 / 10 4 uLtra Nate!
Marty: wait wut about me?
Judges: Oh, uh, U GET KiCKED StINKYHeaD
The Judges KICK MARTY out of the building like He’s a Loser. Wait, he is! HAHAHAHAH
PART 1 CONTINUED IN REPLIES
Penguin da Coffee Lover over 3 years ago
Imagine he has a crush on Gina and that’s his bad habit
tricky the clown over 3 years ago
poll: what do you think the habbit is?
ehamixand over 3 years ago
Hiya I Liked your Comment I like games:):):):):)
Rusticism over 3 years ago
Nate? Hidden flaws? One part of the strip is literally about his addiction to Cheez Doodles.
Bucinka over 3 years ago
Head-bonking with the plastic bottle. Duh.
SausRelics. over 3 years ago
Teddy and Francis had fallen into a trap card with that one.
Also, why is it that the only time GoComics works now is when i’m inside an in-person classroom.
ᗩᒪGᑌIEᑎ ᑎOᗰᗷᖇᗩᗪO ᗪEᔕᑕOᑎOᑕIᗪO Eᔕ ᑕᖇIᑎGE. over 3 years ago
1 minute ago on Big NatePart 8 IIMBG chapter two: if my sister met big nate
this is the part where I come in Again
Nate: oh my GaWd what now??
Mr Wright: for your lunch tomorrow is going to be two chocolate chip cookies, your favorite junk food , a coke can, three packs of twinkes and that’s it! Just for you !
Nate: thanks? I guess.
Mr Wright: ONLY if you say the truth
Nate: fine.. she’s not my girl friend BUT I think of her very much because I only miss her as FRIENDS
Mr Wright: all I wanted to hear! Congratulations your reward is your lunch as in everyday Also her sister won’t be coming with you today
Nate: why?
Mr Wright: she’s going to visit your sisters school for a day but a friend of your will come with you.
ding dong!
Mr Wright: well? Go get it of course-
Nate: gee fine
nate opens the door
Me: Hey again!
Nate: wait how?
Me: cállate la boca and let’s go now!
Nate: where ? It like NiGht out here
Me: do I like I care? It’s brother-sister-ish moment time!
Nate: “*brother-sister-ish moment time*?” Could you just like do brother-Sister -in-law Moment time or something?
Me: nope and I don’t care!
Nate: plus about the night why . The . Heck . Are . You . Wearing . ShoRts . At this time!?
Me: dude stop acting like my step dad your like ordering me to wear something else in another way or something like “tell me to wear something else without telling me to wear something else”
Nate: zero sense how can you-
grabs arm and drags
Nate: what the HECK MAN?!
Me: Hey learn that I’m not a boy but I’ll take as bro
Nate: uh ok? But where are you taking us!
Me: you’ll know plus your friend planned this!
Nate: what?
Me:¡ Si !
part nine to
PinkYoshiFan over 3 years ago
When I saw the first panel I thought it was a continuation of the Sunday strip… Doesn’t look like it though :(
PeterFox-the ultimately based anti spammer of GC over 3 years ago
OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ROASTED!!!
karmakat01 over 3 years ago
yeah the list is WAY TOO LONG TO KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Yeah, which one?
Culer (super mega based fc barcelona fan of gc) over 3 years ago
MY FANMADE STORY
As Nate was talking about him having a habit, he goes on and tell Francis and Teddy that it was his Cheez Doodle addiction. There was a bag of Cheez Doodles in Nate’s backpack and then the Cheez Doodle unzipped his backpack and stopped Nate.
Cheez Doodle: You wot m8?
Nate: Wha- how are you flying? How are you alive? How did you get out of my backpack? I have so many questions. 0-o
Cheez Doodle: You see,when I was in your messy locker, I found out that it was magical. There was some weird green smoke coming out of it. When it got onto me, I found out that I had a mind, an invisible mouth and eyes. It also gave me magical powers to fly. I heard that you want to stop eating Cheez Doodles and that makes me sad. I thought you loved Cheez Doodles. But you’re a traitor to our kind.. and now YOU WILL PAY!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Nate grabs the Cheez Doodle, pops it, dumps all the Cheez Doodles on the floor, stomps on it, and throws out the bag of Cheez Doodles.
Francis: What was that all about?
Nate: idk
Teddy: You should have ate the Cheez Doodles
Nate: Tru dat
THE END (PART 2 POSSIBLY TMRW)
Mega Nerd over 3 years ago
I can guess it’s either his addiction to cheez doodle, his incredible academic skillz, or his Ash Ketchum syndrome
PolarBear over 3 years ago
It’s his cheez doodle addiction, I know it.
SHEEP on gocomics! over 3 years ago
oooooh get burned nate!!!!
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
Hm, could this be a continuation from yesterday?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 3 years ago
….should they give him the short list, or the long one?……..
yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about) over 3 years ago
I’m guessing it has to do with Nate’s habit of hitting himself on the head with a bottle. It hasn’t showed up in so long
SausRelics. over 3 years ago
the comments right now are getting 40 comments or so per hour, less than 5 are unrelated to big nate. oh my GOD this place calmed down.
Chopin(YourBoiFelix2.0) over 3 years ago
good arc indeed
ᗩᒪGᑌIEᑎ ᑎOᗰᗷᖇᗩᗪO ᗪEᔕᑕOᑎOᑕIᗪO Eᔕ ᑕᖇIᑎGE. over 3 years ago
Part nine of my sister met big nate
Nate: wait you speak Spanish?
Me: your just a deaf as my sister of COURSE I do
Nate: rude much
Me: whatever i don’t care and we are here just run two lefts and a straight
Nate:in the woods?? ha you think I’m going to the woodS?-
Me: I don’t know are you?
Nate: heh heh-
five minutes later
Nate: OW OW OW OW OW OK OK JUST PLEASE STOP ! Your hurting me!
Me: good! Now let’s go.
When we got there
Francis: where were you?
Teddy: yeah?
Me: nothing I had to do something
Nate: this woman literally pulled -
Me: stares I pulled what?
Nate: n-nevermind-
Teddy: ok…? let’s start the s’mores now!
Me: im going to sleep
Francis: on the floor ? there’s dirt!
Me: what no! *Sleeping bags!
Teddy: we had sleeping bags?
Me: I always come prepared anywho who wants snacks after the s’mores are done?
All but me: I do!
Me: great! In my back pack there are LOADS of candy and snacks
while they are having some snacks teddy goes to my back pack for more and finds a book
Teddy: hey what’s this?
Part 10 will probably do today :) cya!
sansdm over 3 years ago
Yo im camping rn and i found connection to read this strip
myystic. over 3 years ago
oh, god. this is gonna be a loong list
CoolBoi68 over 3 years ago
If you seen yesterdays comic you probably already know the habit
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
What category of issues would have been my question….
PolarBear over 3 years ago
Happy LGBTQ+ Month! (To anyone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer.)
CoolBoi68 over 3 years ago
Yay the 9 year old evaders got banned again, also why do they keep saying based in sentences where it doesn’t make any sense?
CoolBoi68 over 3 years ago
When I refresh after flagging “based” comments it stops working, I refresh to find out why and its deleted
Schneiderpox over 3 years ago
The gym arc is over, now what
Trump.. over 3 years ago
I like it!
Chopin(YourBoiFelix2.0) over 3 years ago
Bobrunt, your doing a goodjob restoring the section
Inked. over 3 years ago
Nate does not keep his flaws hidden lmao
Jim Kerner over 3 years ago
Oh, Lord it’s hard to be humble. When you’re perfect in every way! You’re so vain. You probably think the song is about you! ;-)
Chopin(YourBoiFelix2.0) over 3 years ago
I wonder what Nate’s going to end. Cheez Doodles?
Teddy ortz over 3 years ago
We all have bad habits except Nate he always has em
Moonie over 3 years ago
Im guessing his cheez doodles addiction?
PoopyHeadMan over 3 years ago
Hi guys! I’m new what do I do here?
P-oh-Tate-oh over 3 years ago
Please don’t tell me this is gonna evolve into narcissist Nate #163
Can-dog over 3 years ago
TELL ME I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR TOMORROW WHAT IS THE FLAW
TԋαƚDυԃҽSays over 3 years ago
If you press reply
rey mondia over 3 years ago
Hidden flaws.
Sisay over 3 years ago
Man, Nate has so many darn flaws. Wonder how Francis and Teddy are still friends with him.
@TherealFrancisPope over 3 years ago
Old comic reference Just list it alphabetically!
wolfboy oz boy over 3 years ago
…. or your grade averge point that’s a good one
jonathanandrewsernoski over 3 years ago
i thinkthere should be poop :)
Magl over 3 years ago
Ouch
Mario Kart about 3 years ago
GET ROASTED