Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 23, 2021

dang i haven’t commented in a long time

I have a feeling nate won’t be enjoying this

no it doesnt

friendship ender with smug, now bewildered is my friend

6/10

Yeah, it’ll take you much longer.

at least Dee Dee is a lot more cute than Francis

dee dee da drama queen

wierd

Nerds is nerds, Nate

Here we go again

Hi guys this is my first comment ever

lets hope they don’t run into any more super annoying people now.

Francis loves stationary so much, why not MARRY it? Then again, he’s dating Sheila… Is he still though? We haven’t seen Sheila in a long time..

dumb

Fashion is at least more reasonable than smelling. Still a bit absurd, but more reasonable.

I like Francis tho :(

Why not just use last year’s school supplies?

Why should your pencil case match your eyes? That’s just weird.

I have a feeling this is going to take longer than buying with Francis

Oh, no! Those are only the supplies! I don’t even want to SEE the clothes! Anyways, we all know the now dead chess club. But do we know EXACTLY when it died? No, we do not. Therefore, I’ve made this hunt where you have to find the last comic chess club was mentioned!

I feel like the comment section has taken a turn, I made a account just so I can comment my opinions but the only thing that will do would leave to chaos. “Based” is someone’s opinion, don’t let that control your life. So is being “cringed.” Let them enjoy their time in Big Nate.

It’s been a while since there has been a back to school shopping with a new member, It really mainly has been Francis. Some other times it was with Ellen.

I LOVE office supplies! There, I said it.

I’m pretty sure shes being sarcastic.

Oh, what a change in scenery! At least my school doesn’t start next week!

Hey everyone! As I said a week ago, I’m starting a new story today. Now, that I thought of, what happens, I should warn you, that some things will be nodified in the expected plot. Enjoy!

Big Nate: Total Madness – Part 1, Chapter 1

“Horf!”

Francis, Teddy and I are waiting near the men’s bathroom, where Chad’s throws up after he ate too much chicken wings on the lunchbreak. When he comes out, he says:

“Ooooh. I feel better already”.

“Told you, to not accept Nate’s bet”, Francis replies.

The four of us is walking down the hall. Suddenly, Teddy looks at the cabinet.

“Guys, look!”, he calles us.

The rest of us also looks. Teddy points at one of the announcments. We see and – WHOA! Coach Calhoun and Coach John organize a hockey tournament!

“We need 8 teams. Every team has to contain 11 players (5 fielders, 5 subs, 1 goalie)”, Francis reads. “Takers have to come to the gym hall on Monday, 2:00 p.m. Guys! It’s five to two! We have to hurry!”

We’re walking fast (or running slow) to the gym hall. Other people already are setting up near both of the coaches.

“Okay, how many people do we have?”, Coach Calhoun asks, when the bell rings.

“Lemme see…, 86…, 87…, 88!”, Coach John counts. “ALRIGHT, YOU BRATS, LISTEN UP!”, he yells. Typical Coach John. Always yells for no reason.

“Welcome all the takers to the P.S. 38 hockey tournament eliminations!”, Coach Calhoun greets us. “First, we’ll pick the captians. Please write your names on the paper and I put it into my cap”.

“DID YOU HEAR THAT?!”, Coach John yells. “WRITE!”

This is the second time I roll my eyes in this minute. We all write our names and Coach Calhoun picks the names.

Continued in replies.

school is back and im back commenting

Oh you fool. From frying pan into the fire……

I take average; not too long, nor too short.

2 days until school starts… :(

I’m back after 3 months. Glad all the spam is gone

Is Nate really surprised that Dee Dee the Drama Queen is acting this way?

Dee Dee probably will ask Nate that every time she picks up something to buy.

At least when Dee Dee does it, it’s a little less creepy.

singular word, Doom!

I have returned

IM BACK

HELLO

imagine remembering normal

My computer has 0% battery left

I just need a couple of pencils, school gives us the rest

Yay dee deeeeeeee!

Uh oh- here comes a long Dee Dee storyline… it had to come eventually…

She has pink eyes? Pencil case looks pink to me.

i start school tmorrow

Quoting Garfield:“Aint a flag red enough or big enough”

Comic Review:

While Nate is yakking about how he doesn’t like back – to – school shopping with Francis, Dee Dee, being the very girly girl that she is, only focuses on fashion with getting school supplies, leaving Nate regretting not going shopping with Francis.

9/10

For the better, right?

No

Oh no, here we go again.

Nate’s wright. Francis IS pretty addicted to office mart.