Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 20, 2003
Transcript:
Waiter: Would you like a mint, sir? Dusty: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Dusty: No way! After prices like that, I'm savoring this taste all night! I'll be suckin' my teeth 'til I hit the sack, thank you very much!! Don't let 'em mint you! It's a scam!! A scam, I tell you!!