Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 10, 2005

Transcript:

Dusty: Pete. I need you to be my Teri Hatcher. Pete: No way. I'm not wearing a wig or a dress. Dusty: Is that what your problem is? Pete, there's a long tradition in the theater of men playing women. In Shakespearean times, it was done all the time! Pete: But we have women here who could play them! Dusty: Do you really want to see "Marla the Human Clydesdale" in a jog bra? Pete: Fine! But no makeup!