Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 14, 2006

Transcript:

Reporter: Folks, the giant clown called "Stucco" has reached the cream pie district, as feared. The scene here is, in a word, horrible. Pie filling fills the streets. This city is holding out for a hero, and yet, Superwink is nowhere to be found... Wink: I could drop a plastic anvil on him. Manfred: Too slapstick. Wink: Spray him with a giant seltzer bottle. Manfred: Not slapstick enough.