Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 19, 2020
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Transcript:
Hairy Mary: Pete. Stop. Come here. Pete: Hey, Hairy Mary. Hairy Mary: How long have you been wearing those jeans? Pete: What? Oh...a couple days. Hairy Mary: No. Seriously. Pete: Okay. Maybe a week. Hairy Mary: That's disgusting, Pete. Pete: But they're my favorite pair!! Hairy Mary: You have lots of pants you can wear. Pete: But they don't fit the same! They're not... Dusty: (Sniff sniff..lick..lick) Had some alfredo sauch on there. Hairy Mary: We had that in January! Pete: So, they're nicely broken in!
I quit being a productive member of society in early 2018. So I’m ahead of many of you. Around the house I just wear cotton drawstring shorts and a tee. When I need to make a foray into the real world, I can throw on my jeans over the shorts.