Big Top by Rob Harrell for May 16, 2021

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Dusty: I have some new forms I need you to fill out. Wink: For what? Dusty: To be my friend. They're pretty standard. Wink: What? I'm not signing anything to be your friend! Dusty: Wink. It's really just a formality. Wink: It's insulting! Dusty: Look, people fill out "pre-nups" all the time. Wink: We're not getting married! There's no "nupping"! Dusty: *sigh* Just read it over. It's not a big deal. Wink: "Wink, who shall herein be referred to as 'the tolerated'"?! Dusty: Sign firmly. It's in triplicate.