Big Top by Rob Harrell for May 16, 2021
Transcript:
Dusty: I have some new forms I need you to fill out. Wink: For what? Dusty: To be my friend. They're pretty standard. Wink: What? I'm not signing anything to be your friend! Dusty: Wink. It's really just a formality. Wink: It's insulting! Dusty: Look, people fill out "pre-nups" all the time. Wink: We're not getting married! There's no "nupping"! Dusty: *sigh* Just read it over. It's not a big deal. Wink: "Wink, who shall herein be referred to as 'the tolerated'"?! Dusty: Sign firmly. It's in triplicate.
FassEddie over 3 years ago
He’s gonna need a blood and stool sample, too. Have you made any changes to your hair care or political party?
ocarol7 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No nupping!? Wah!
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
Dusty is barely tolerable, maybe Wink needs to write up his own document
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Firmly” is a good word. It can be used to partially describe what’s going to happen next…
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