Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 10, 2009

And just what are you gonna do with the ranso(m) money once they’re on your trail. Your going to have to fly the coup and you’ll never again have a place to nest your heads!

Good Morning Thom Thom

(hint=ranson)

bundle of joy in return for ranson…dick i need that explained …doh

Did he sell the kid? She’s happy; a good price!!

No, they payed the price for kidnapping someone baby.

They should have followed the birds and used the bird hunting license re-collect randsom and some legal payback!

Say Thom, You’re playing hobb wit my vocabulary….maybe I need something other than the desk dictionary… or are you being a little prankish..

hm, there seems to have been a mistake made here…. uh….. oh, yes— the male stork has an uncanny resemblance to woody woodpecker …..at least I THINK they’re storks….that’s the joke isn’t it? YAAAH! I’m confused!

They’re just trying to build up a little nest egg….

DMistletoad:–You sure you don’t do this for a living?

Doc–I had to look “perfect” up in the dictionary! Now I’m offended! But nothing that Nuclear Coffee won’t take care of! LOL

Just dropping a note:

Birthday party at Big Top for Dry today!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program!

Imperfection in the Tribe?? Say it ain’t so Doc.

Dick definitely resembles Woody in the face. hmmm.

Babysitters gone wild.

Perfect bargain: both sides think they got the best end of the deal! The storks got rid of a stinky bundle of trouble for cash, and the other guys got a lovely bundle of stinky trouble for keeps…

Doc,

So sorry I offended you with my spilling erroar. I’ve got to stop doing these things while in a drunken stoopur… but thanks you for calling out my offence.

I do take liberties with the birds (some English folk may take offence to that… some may not). A red-headed stork is a stork of the genus Gingeratus. The flying stork in this case is the Gingeratus Operatus Ransomus. Their primary distinguishing characteristic is baby delivery… for a price. Bad storks! Bad, bad, bad!!

Thanks for reading Birdbrains - it shows particularly good taste. :) Thom

are you as much under the affluence of incohol as some theeple pink you are? or are you as jober as a sudge?

try saying THAT 3 times, fast.

No wonder I couldn’t get the connection Thom! I thought it was a piliated woodpecker! How could I miss that it was a red headed stork of the genus Gingeratus?

I’m offended!

THATTHATTHAT

nice try, Redkaycei, but i meant the entirety of the preceding comment.

Stoopid spilling erroar corracted.

Please continue to be offended.

Thom–Now if I knew you could do that, I would have made the first post more plain.

Awww I mithed it!

NOW I’m offfended–I preferrred the mispelled version!

It is still mis-spelled. What is everyone babbling about here???

No fair Thom - now we can’t see the misspelling! And we’ll think everyone is just stupid. Oh….. I see…

Shika, it IS spelled correctly.

I’m just laughing my head off at everyone’s offense (or offence, depending on what side of the pond you’re on).