Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 03, 2010

Shouldn’t he be flat? And you better look behind you!

Good Morning Thom and Everyone!

How fast can you guys run?

Walk a mile under some other species’ moccasin?

Never let others walk on you?

Don’t turn your back on an enemy?

Stay out of the giants path.

And they are about to learn “the lesson”!

And there is a face in the dirt! Albeit, face down.

So easy, a caveman can do it.

High pitched quote from the Valli of Death:

I’m gonna walk like a man Fast as I can Walk like a man from you

And remember the old joke: I don’t have to run faster than the theropod, just faster than you…

That had to hurt!

Stand tall in the FACE of adversity..

And now for his return performance, Trog.

Beware of Dinosaur Crossings.

For immediate concerns, LOOK UP & BEHIND!

He must have slipped on the grease in the Valli of Death. Sheik.

Is this the origin of Grannie’s Roadkill Stew? Seems like a can a’ bull to me.

Watch that last step - it’s a doozy!

I think the lesson to be learned is, next time walk your dinosaur in front of you, not behind you. The dinosaur behind those guys looks like Rex from Toy Story, he’s harmless.

hey look, the world’s first time travelers!

nighthawks:

It never ceases to amaze me how many people still believe T-rex and us lived at the same time. It does make for good cartooning though.

Frankly I think those tracks are Big Foot’s.

This big foot?

Lesson, when a leg is lifted it has to come down.

Why did the caveman cross the road?…… To…….?

Any answers,anyone?

Because he was running like he!! to get away!!!

Why did the caveman cross the road?

Because he wanted to catch the chicken.

The lesson would be that you’re in Creation Land or whatever that place is called – the only place dinosaurs and people coexisted.

@ottod, that might be Cartoonland, where there are also desert islands with a single palm tree for people to be marooned on, deserts to crawl through, ships have life boats that are flat, square rafts, without anything but a mast and sail, and so on.

I’ve seen Jurassic Park 2, so I know that when a dono stomps a human, he sticks to the bottom of the foot.

@bmonk,

I’ll go along with Cartoonland, but I was thinking of that pseudo-museum in Illinois (I think). I’ve seen pictures of an exhibit there with dinosaurs and people together.

“Flintstones, meet the Flintstones…”

Yeah, ottod. There are a couple of them down south. I’m a Christian and I can’t convince them otherwise.

Funny thing though, Newsweek carried the story of New Mexican Researcher who found DNA in dino bones which would place the things as having lived at least closer to us than previously stated. 2 years ago at least and No one talks about it though. Physicists always try to disprove their theories, even the ones that have already been proven to a degree. Evolution biologists won’t even listen to Sudden Appearance atheists. It’s as much a religion as Christianity is lately.

Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains

Hey that dinasaur must be Earth friendly he didn’t step on a single plant. That’s really considerate of him.

@freeholder,

Is this what you’re thinking of: http://discovermagazine.com/2006/apr/dinosaur-dna ? I don’t think it’s been swept under the rug, and the controversy, as I recall, was not the age, but how (and whether) genetic material could survive that long.

On the bright side, his back feels great now.

Those are big shoes to fill

The lesson to be learned is to always walk with the spear tip pointing upwards.