Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 26, 2010

Must belong to the Jolly Green Giant.

As far as i’m concern it can stay untold. LOL!

Sock it to me, Sock it to me!

Finally they were able to get a foothold in the New World.

That’s the second biggest sock I’ve ever seen!

What was the first?

Here’s a belated “You’re welcome!” to Chief Thom Thom for his well-wishes yesterday!

Must belonged to the Super Chief.

Where did they lose the matching sock if there were no dryers?

Or was it from a big pirate?

What happened to the match? Did it get lost in the drier region of the new world?

Good Morning Thom and Everyone

That’s a big sock to fill. I’d like a Christmas stocking that size.

following this line, then the sock can be replaced with a giant:

lock block clock dock bleeep (rooster, of course) wok

there may be more, but I would think after a week of this , it would be considered a

crock

Next, on the His-story Channel, Thom unravels the truth about the Sock Ness Monster

The pilgrims had left oppression in England, only to be forced into Socks compliancy in the new world…

I smell an interesting story here

Good morning, Everyone. Hope y’all had a splendid Thanksgiving! We certainly did!

I understand that the “Rock” is nothing more than a “Pebble”.

Nobody said so, but there’s a face on the sock. That is really offensive.

At least it was washed.

Although, a stinky sock that size would be a great warning to all those whom might sail to that land.

I guess this was the locals’ way of saying they’d like to give their new visitors a sock…

Just be glad they didn’t name the area “Plymouth Clothesline”.

What did Plymouth say when his significant other went missing? Well, I’ll be darned! I’ve lost my sole mate!

And you always thought the Pilgrims were always straight-laced.

And I always thout the pilgrims listened to Plymouth Rock!

(okay but I didn’t get to tell the really lame joke this year)