Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 22, 2012

This guy has a death wish.And he won’t get it.

Stick around. That won’t be the only thing.

He’s been set up with a crown and throne, and he’s still not happy.

Chronic complainer.

My grandmother used to say, “He’d complain if he was hung with a new rope.”

The switch reminds me of the Claymore mines, “Point toward enemy”.

hmmm … you’re on The Chair, and you’re complaining about having a sore butt? You should complain about the shoddy electrical wiring probably…..Morning Birdbrain friends!!!

And he’d be shocked if they did give a cushion.

All I can think of is:

To the MOON, Alice………………………

I suspect that he complained an hour ago too: “This food is lousy, and the portions are too small!”

Hold it! That’s banned as cruel and unusual punishment!

Scanning issues today? There are horizontal stripes in all the colored areas.There’s a couple of spots on the doomed man’s jump suit leg that are on a kinda alien face. And his belly is a cranky/scowly face.Been away for a few days. Just read the back comics and it’s great to hear how well you’re doing, ML.

" don’t worry sir…I’ll see that your butt is warm in a minute…"

That’s not the only thing that’s gonna be killing ya

I thought they executed with lethal injections today.