I get up early to get fresh worms for you and the kids. Then I spend hours digesting worms to use for spotting statues. By the end of the day I am all pooped out. We need to talk about a change of diet for the hatchlings, and especially a change of diet for the statutes.
Two reasons, dear, 1. This house arrest band doesn’t allow me to get away from the nest. 2. They’ve moved all the statues into the museum and only have virtual tours. I tried to place a poop virus, but their poop wall stopped it.
Two nude statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
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“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “that I’ve been sent to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
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The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
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“You still have fifteen more minutes.” said the angel, winking knowingly.
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Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL crap on its head.”
Rakkav over 12 years ago
At least one tiny face at the front of the hairdo.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Oh, and the hapless male pigeon is banded to boot.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
What a fowl thing to do!
celeconecca over 12 years ago
2 words for you – Dulcolax and Metamucil!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
And now he suddenly has a new job. Go out and gather a worm or two.
ChazNCenTex over 12 years ago
Of course the bird is banded – he’s married (or is that harried?).
Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago
She has a bee-hive …
fran650 over 12 years ago
I get up early to get fresh worms for you and the kids. Then I spend hours digesting worms to use for spotting statues. By the end of the day I am all pooped out. We need to talk about a change of diet for the hatchlings, and especially a change of diet for the statutes.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Lloyd was pooped out.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think that little one is first in the pecking order of the family…
bmonk over 12 years ago
Lloyd better be a quick llearner, or he’s llikely to be history.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hey! It’s a demanding job to be a top-notch statue pooper!
TheAuldWan over 12 years ago
Dew dropi n….
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Two reasons, dear, 1. This house arrest band doesn’t allow me to get away from the nest. 2. They’ve moved all the statues into the museum and only have virtual tours. I tried to place a poop virus, but their poop wall stopped it.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Two nude statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
.
“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “that I’ve been sent to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
.
“You still have fifteen more minutes.” said the angel, winking knowingly.
.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL crap on its head.”