Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 22, 2013

That broom’s as crooked as her nose.

I think that “out of alignment” is a “scooped out” place for her to sit. I’m ignoring the fact that it has been broken.

Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a Zwiffer WetJet

Looks like she is already wearing her mop head . . but if she could just get a handle on it, she could make a Kleen Sweep . . . ☻

And, she really must be old………………sagging boobs!

Cute face in her mop and her hair.

I see you guys are swiffer tham me—you got the good puns. I’m reduced to scraping the bottom of the bucket. I’d better dust off my credentials if I’m to win any honors cleanly.

Mop me up Scotty.

ha ha ha and a little ole fah lah lah! :))

Esmeralda? Not Esmerelda Weatherwax? She could never get her broom started either. (Discworld)

Time to get a Bissel Sweeper.

There is a skull in her broom head.