For the geeks out there:Heisenberg (the physicist, not the TV guy) and Schrodinger are driving down the highway when Heisenberg gets pulled over by the police. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” to which he replies “No, but I can tell you exactly where we are”. The cop says “You were clocked at 94.5 mph”. Heisenberg throws up his hands in exasperation and exclaims “Oh great!, Now we’re lost!”. The cop gives him a strange look and says, “Are you boys on something? Maybe I ’d better take a look around. Pop open your trunk.” The cop goes around back to the trunk and shouts back “You boys know you got a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger gets a disgusted look and replies “Well, it is, NOW!”
James Lasher about 9 years ago
My kind of answer.
JuneLee about 9 years ago
NOT A GOOD THING TO SAY TO AN OFFICER
The Duke 1 about 9 years ago
Don’t know, don’t care…….
katzenbooks45 about 9 years ago
“Well, if YOU don’t know, officer, then I couldn’t have been speeding, could I?”
whiteheron about 9 years ago
" Wait a minute I can google it for you just let me finish this text I was sending."
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Can you drive 55?
johnnydoc5 about 9 years ago
Wow! A whole lot of good things not to say to an officer!
lfanterickson about 9 years ago
Aren’t officers trained to say the POSTED speed limit, to keep from stepping into that very trap?
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car…
ottod Premium Member about 9 years ago
Do the police there get their uniforms from the North Koreans?
Digital Frog about 9 years ago
For the geeks out there:Heisenberg (the physicist, not the TV guy) and Schrodinger are driving down the highway when Heisenberg gets pulled over by the police. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” to which he replies “No, but I can tell you exactly where we are”. The cop says “You were clocked at 94.5 mph”. Heisenberg throws up his hands in exasperation and exclaims “Oh great!, Now we’re lost!”. The cop gives him a strange look and says, “Are you boys on something? Maybe I ’d better take a look around. Pop open your trunk.” The cop goes around back to the trunk and shouts back “You boys know you got a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger gets a disgusted look and replies “Well, it is, NOW!”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago
…and that’s when the arrest began.