Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 24, 2023

No return visit for you, Doc.

When kids started leaving out milk and cookies

Santa’s cunundrum swells to utter confusion.

Why Christmas in February??

“Actually I never thought one way or the other about myself until I started reading comments on the internet.”

It’s hard for me to define that moment but all I know is this suit is killing me!

“When I could no longer fit down the chimney and had to find other ways in.”

Fix your lampshade, doc. :)

First appointment with an Obesiatrist…

if you enlarge the picture, you’ll see the monkey face on our left of the armrest.

“It was around the time the medical folks at the Health Department changed the definitions.”