Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 18, 2023

Guarantied to cure or your money back.

That egg on top of the coop is about to “head-off” the roof!

You should see the machine that does this in a processing plant. There’s an electric shock bath right before it and rotors with rubber coated fingers for removing feathers after it. Looked over a catalog of used equipment once.

A tad on the morbid side any way you look at it.

It is all in the marketing!

Is this covered by insurance as a health procedure like abortions’? Just asking for a friend.

When little, I used to go to the fish market with mom and grandma and they had a de-feathering machine for fowl. Oy vey! It was scary….

I can see where this is headed.

What’s that on the left side of his face?

a Permanent “Solution”

What about the pain in the neck!

Talk about chicken with ots head off.