Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 25, 2023

I’ve had surgeries for cancer on my face and it looks a little like the monster.

I got one doctor who always tries to send me to physical therapy. I was raised on a farm of tobacco and cotton and corn. Worked like a dog. Retired from Military (AF). Retired from State Correction Dept. Long time Pastor with 24 hour calling/7 day week. Brick mason with my father along with all above. Work is all I know. Rheumatoid Arthritis ate me up. 3 spinal surgeries along with spinal fusion in neck. Hands feel like bricks. Keep dropping things and walk funny since no feeling in feet. Exercise activities caused me to hurt from head to toe.Wish super glue would work for me. Maybe sniffing it? LOL.

Frank could be a magician: “Look, nothing up my sleeve.”

Never heard of physical therapy until after ACA came along.

But the therapy will cost you an arm and a leg

… or take it and go back to your manufacturer.

pro tip: use bungee cords and duct tape to maintain your flexibility frankie

Frankie has two left arms…