Your retirement package will include plastic shrink wrap, a pop up thermometer, and your giblets stuffed up your butt.
I don’t think that will stop the November carnage, though!
Your retirement will be a cause of celebration – joy and fine dining. Many shall pray over you. You shall be the Bird of Happiness.
It will be heavenly.
don’t worry… your retirement will be coming next fall, at the latest!
Your retirement will be pure gravy!
I like the faces on each turkeys back. :)
People shouldn’t eat or serve turkey if they don’t really like turkey. I think many folks cook and serve and even eat turkey just b/c they think they’re supposed to do it. I don’t like turkey and I do not eat it. Or cook it.
be very leery if farmer john offers the lizzie borden pension plan
May 29, 2015
oldpine52 15 days ago
Your retirement package will include plastic shrink wrap, a pop up thermometer, and your giblets stuffed up your butt.
Zebrastripes 15 days ago
I don’t think that will stop the November carnage, though!
CorkLock 15 days ago
Your retirement will be a cause of celebration – joy and fine dining. Many shall pray over you. You shall be the Bird of Happiness.
quinones.felix 15 days ago
It will be heavenly.
wildlandwaters 15 days ago
don’t worry… your retirement will be coming next fall, at the latest!
mokspr Premium Member 15 days ago
Your retirement will be pure gravy!
Impkins Premium Member 15 days ago
I like the faces on each turkeys back. :)
Aimless Melissa 15 days ago
People shouldn’t eat or serve turkey if they don’t really like turkey. I think many folks cook and serve and even eat turkey just b/c they think they’re supposed to do it. I don’t like turkey and I do not eat it. Or cook it.
Buckaroobanzai 15 days ago
be very leery if farmer john offers the lizzie borden pension plan