Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 10, 2025

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    Your retirement package will include plastic shrink wrap, a pop up thermometer, and your giblets stuffed up your butt.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    I don’t think that will stop the November carnage, though!

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    CorkLock  about 1 month ago

    Your retirement will be a cause of celebration – joy and fine dining. Many shall pray over you. You shall be the Bird of Happiness.

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    quinones.felix  about 1 month ago

    It will be heavenly.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    don’t worry… your retirement will be coming next fall, at the latest!

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    mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Your retirement will be pure gravy!

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I like the faces on each turkeys back. :)

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    Aimless Melissa   about 1 month ago

    People shouldn’t eat or serve turkey if they don’t really like turkey. I think many folks cook and serve and even eat turkey just b/c they think they’re supposed to do it. I don’t like turkey and I do not eat it. Or cook it.

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    Buckaroobanzai  about 1 month ago

    be very leery if farmer john offers the lizzie borden pension plan

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