* ZAP!! * … You’re a tall Tazo Chai latte with soy milk!
“I would prefer not to.”
On the rare occasions I am absolutely forced to patronize one of those vile places, I love to confound the barista (who, despite the silly title, is just a fast-food worker) – “Gimme a coffee.” Blnk look and/or “Huh?”
While you’re at it put a little coffee in there.
He probably slapped her.
I roast my own coffee. What is the point of drinking it if you can’t taste it?
A dead letter.
He subsists solely on ginger nut lattes.
Put that art history degree to use.
“I prefer not.” — Herman Melville lives!
Wow! I’m impressed. My favorite Herman Melville short story. English Majors Rule!
“sorry ma’m…we only sell pumpkin spice lattes around these here parts”
Poof! You’re a tall, tazo, chai latte, with soy milk. To go!
Coffee brings out everyone’s elitist tendencies.
Love this and wonder how many people got the reference.
Not me
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
* ZAP!! * … You’re a tall Tazo Chai latte with soy milk!
Lary Youngsteadt almost 9 years ago
“I would prefer not to.”
Cozmik Cowboy almost 9 years ago
On the rare occasions I am absolutely forced to patronize one of those vile places, I love to confound the barista (who, despite the silly title, is just a fast-food worker) – “Gimme a coffee.” Blnk look and/or “Huh?”
J Short almost 9 years ago
While you’re at it put a little coffee in there.
He probably slapped her.
J Short almost 9 years ago
I roast my own coffee. What is the point of drinking it if you can’t taste it?
Thomas R. Williams almost 9 years ago
A dead letter.
wetdog2 almost 9 years ago
He subsists solely on ginger nut lattes.
Tim Pickard Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Put that art history degree to use.
Kentucky Ken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“I prefer not.” — Herman Melville lives!
Tina62 almost 9 years ago
Wow! I’m impressed. My favorite Herman Melville short story. English Majors Rule!
wildfiregal almost 9 years ago
“sorry ma’m…we only sell pumpkin spice lattes around these here parts”
26 almost 9 years ago
Poof! You’re a tall, tazo, chai latte, with soy milk. To go!
davanden almost 9 years ago
Coffee brings out everyone’s elitist tendencies.
GoJints over 8 years ago
Love this and wonder how many people got the reference.
Eddy Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not me