Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 19, 2019

Give that thing its own room after midnight and get an old fashioned alarm clock.

Some people are just born to worry.

If I was listening to waves all night I would be getting up constantly to pee.

The idea that any type of avoidable noise would actually help people get to sleep has always struck me as odd. If you can’t get rid of it, you get used to it, but why add anything else?

Put a life-vest on …..

and then you end up on an island with Tom Hanks?

Served as a lifeguard in my youth, can’t tolerate the wave/water relaxing tapes, they put me on alert. Tried birds for awhile, but settled on white noise.

“Watch out for the undertow!”

that’s a great line from ‘The World According to Garp’

“Watch out for that undertow!” Carry out for that Great White fifty yards off shore.

I have an alarm clock with sound effects, and the annoying thing about them is how noticeable their loop cycles are.

Or wake up with a “Surfin’ USA” ear worm.

I feel sharks bumping my poor boat.

Haha ! I had a massage client who felt the same way about recorded water sounds… had to make sure no music with water sounds was playing during her massages