Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 10, 2019

He has to pay Boy’s tuition somehow.

First the Fonz, now this!

Joe Namath should have stayed off ‘Medicare’ commercials. He looks like life hasn’t been nice to him since he stopped playing football.

Does Jane know about this ? Life in jungle catching up to Tarzan ;-)

“first movie role dry up, then money go away!”

There is only one – Johnny Weissmuller – and he did Vegas, but never this!

Also sad that that home equity conversion mortgages have become something that people associate with shady television pitches.

Me not interested.

Properly used, reverse mortgages can be helpful. But predatory practices abound, e.g. this article from USA Today last week: https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/investigations/2019/06/11/seniors-face-foreclosure-retirement-after-failed-reverse-mortgage/1329043001/

Every time I see Selleck, a favorite of mine, claim he ‘did his homework’ about reverse mortgages I scream at the TV “Liar!” Old people do that too.

“Are the apes that raised you now in need of more care than you can provide?”

I heard he fell into the tar sands of the jungle

That is not Tarzan, must be Bizarro Tarzan, him speak that way…