Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 29, 2022

That’s a real wingman.

What up, Crabcakes?

You’ll be OK with her as long as you don’t listen to her when she offers to hold the football for you while you run up and kick it.

Alright who didn’t pay their nickel ?

Wise move

Good Grief!!! Don’t be a blockhead!!!

Alcohol makes her worse.

Her psychiatric advice is pretty affordable, though…

“Besides, I think she’s too young for you!”

How desperate – or Drunk – do you have to be to hook-up with a Fussbudget?

Date her and you’ll discover why “Pelt” is part of her last name.

Your wingman is earning his keep, Gary.

Is that drink absinth? Remember absinth makes the “flatulence” go Honda.

Well, she’s eight years old and drinking a martini.

She is a comic cougar….

I knew a real life Lucy. Life is tough enough without going thru life with that kind of attitude!

She still pining for Schroeder?

Considering how crabby Lucy was as a kid, can you imagine her as an intoxicated old lady? (shudder)

What was Gary going to do?

i love lucy

That’s good advice! Listen to your pal.

“Don’t ask her on a straight Tequila night . . . “

Can’t say that Lucy fits all the song’s lyrics (”. . . friendly and fun-loving most of the time . . . "?), but the sentiment is the same.

Lucy is on fourth drink of the day, and she already went through half a pack of cigarettes. She also just went through her second marriage, and her third facelift.

But what really makes her mad is that blockhead Charlie Brown being happily married to that red-headed woman for decades.

I hear she’s got crabbies.

The doctor is ‘in’, getting pickled, and working up the steam to post your problems on social media. Do-Not-Disturb.

Listen to your Buddy……

You’ll be sorry……..

She got those killer eyes!

Does the name “Gary” mean anything here? AFAIK, there was no "Gary"in Peanuts, so why is Lucy here?

Good advice, Gary. You’d do well to take it.