Porr Binkley! What on earth is his real life like that he has such horrific dreams? He is way too young for this. This should all be happening to Steve Dallas instead!
With saggy breasts like that, and a feminazi attitude, Betsy Marple was preordained to wind up a lesbian terrorist. She’s just trying to lay it all on Binkley and so she can stay in denial.
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Good lord, Binkley! Now look what you ‘re going to have gone and done! And it’s all your fault! Anxiety, guilt, shame, embarassment….
ben_david over 15 years ago
Oh, to have been forewarned! (Sigh.)
Nebulous Premium Member over 15 years ago
And if it hadn’t happened she’d be a soccer mom.
I think she’s better off this way.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
Was Camille Paglia in junior high in 1988?
okeedoekee over 15 years ago
Porr Binkley! What on earth is his real life like that he has such horrific dreams? He is way too young for this. This should all be happening to Steve Dallas instead!
jrbj over 15 years ago
With saggy breasts like that, and a feminazi attitude, Betsy Marple was preordained to wind up a lesbian terrorist. She’s just trying to lay it all on Binkley and so she can stay in denial.
doppelganger over 15 years ago
Patty Hurst
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
of course. what other ending could there possibly be?
jefelito5150 over 15 years ago
I hate when that happens
Daviddeer over 15 years ago
Sounds like life to me.
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
And she still looks better than Yaz Pistachio.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
WHAT?!? Wow, I guess there’s no accounting for taste. Given a choice, I’d take Yaz, inside and out.
(Mercifully, this seems to be the last of the clumsy cockroaches.)