Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 17, 2010

Deck him, Susan! He can’t even remember your name, but wants a contractual guarantee on the kids he assumes you will produce?! It’s clobberin’ time!

I see why he’s still single.

Wait, is this the same Steve Dallas who married Kitzi a couple of days ago to end “The Academia Waltz”? Was there an annulment or divorce? Or is this another Steve Dallas? Oh I’m soooo confused.

Plus in the end didn’t he end up being gay and running off with one of the Doonesbury characters?

Who the he## would marry Dallas anyway. Even if they were deaf and blind they’d still be offended by him.

but kreole, I don’t see why he’s still breathing

Actually, although I hate to admit it, I think Steve’s onto something here. I’d add something into that agreement about “reasonable and well-mannered” as well.

“The right buttons”?!?!?!? awesome. That sounds like something GW Bush would look up on the “interwebs with the tubes”.

Ronny Raygun era leadership and mentality on display.

You can always ask Biden for the web site’s “internet number.”

Hey, SHE had the kid last! Why do we always get blamed for being practical? :)

Steve, Steve, Steve. Let me set you straight on a couple of things:

(a) All babies are ugly, and there’s no guarantee that they’ll grow out of it; some just don’t.

(b) Every mother thinks that her kids are beautiful and wonderful, regardless of any evidence to the contrary.