Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 20, 2012

Better make sure he doesn’t have lighter close by. He’d probably light up the ropes and try smoking them while trying to get loose.

Oh! Are you sufficiently armored, Opus? Be brave, little friend!

If God is your copilot, you better scoot over, Opus. You’ve got Him in the wrong seat!Quit smoking in 88 and will never go back! Just not worth it…

Thanks, now I’m in the mood to dig out my old Bob Newhart albums. That one was a classic!

Oops…er, Opus old buddy, you’ve got the old style helmet that doesn’t prevent concussions…of course, you can’t know that for another 20 years, but…oh, I get it!

Yes you could, and you would actually smell better.

Everyone, let us pray…