Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 18, 2018

Wizard of Ahz was prescient.

The crew should deposit some “space mines” on the offending vehicle.

My pastor & his wife have 6 children: 1 biological, 4 adopted, 1 foster (pending). 2 of the adopted ones are twin boys who are severely handicapped. I hate it when I see people not only parking in the handicapped spot, but also park in the striped spot next to a handicapped spot. There have been times when the wife would be out with the kids and couldn’t get her boys back in their van because some [expletive deleted] person decided to park in the striped spot next to her van.

If a handicapped person parks his/her wheelchair in a handicapped space, what does (s)he do next?

From another point of view, aren’t handicapped people allowed to have Corvettes?

I will have to remember that last insult, for future use.

A true Bloom County GEM! Love it!

Some handicapped people carry icepicks. A puncture in a sidewall (or two) is impossible to patch. Some unhandicapped people learn quickly that a handicapped parking space is very expensive for those who don’t have proper authorization.

Why a pox upon the first-born? Doesn’t that poor child have enough problems with such a parent? Poor, poor babe, cursed for no crime of his/her own.

Let all manner of Evil descend upon those who violate a Handicapped Space. They deserve it.